My days are full, varied, and richly rewarding. My interests include eating, sleeping,
playing guitar and being a rock n roll star, eating, hanging with friends, deep deep
meaningful thoughts, sleeping, eating, and eating ...oh and eating.
The record of my adventures will be updated regularly with the social commentary
and insights into the meaning of life that only a celebrity of huge proportions can
provide to a public hungry to wallow in the reflected glory of my fame and fortune.